Bugs Baer

It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.

If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.

It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.

There was larceny in his heart, but his legs were honest.

The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they only print your thumbs.

She’s generous to a fault – if it’s her own.