G. B. Trudeau

In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.

Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.

I’ve been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn’t require my presence.

Becoming the new feminine ideal requires just the right combination of insecurity, exercise, bulimia and surgery.