About the Oliver Herford

Oliver Herfordwas an Anglo-American writer, artist, and illustrator known for his pithy bon mots and skewed sense of humor.

He was born in Sheffield, England on 2 December 1860 to Rev. Brooke Herford and Hannah Hankinson Herford. Oliver’s father, a Unitarian minister, moved the family to Chicago in 1876 and Boston in 1882. Oliver attended Antioch College in Yellow Springs, Ohio, from 1877 to 1879. Later he studied art at the Slade School in London and the Academie Julien in Paris. Afterward, he moved to New York, where he lived until his death.

“Herford, regarded as the American Oscar Wilde, was known for his wit”. His sister Beatrice Herford was also a humorist, delivering comic monologues on stage.

To appeal to Christmas shoppers in 1902, Ethel Mumford and Addison Mizner published a small book, printed in San Francisco, The Cynic’s Calendar of Revised Wisdom for 1903, featuring a barbed epigram or aphorism for each week of the year; they added Herford’s name as an author, either as a spoof or to take advantage of his burgeoning notoriety, and to everyone’s surprise the calendar was an astounding success. When Herford got wind of the story, he demanded 90% of the royalties. He was awarded an equal third, and annual incarnations of the Cynic’s Calendar, including contributions from Herford, continued to appear for the rest of the decade and beyond.

Herford’s cartoons and humorous verses regularly enlivened publications including Life, Woman’s Home Companion, Ladies’ Home Journal, Century Magazine, Harper’s Weekly, The Masses, The Mentor, and Punch. From the 1890s to the 1930s, Herford authored over 30 books, sometimes written in collaboration with others (notably John Cecil Clay), and usually illustrated by himself. He also illustrated many books by other authors, including Joel Chandler Harris, Carolyn Wells, and Edgar Lee Masters. His 1894 collaboration with Gertrude Hall, Allegretto, was dedicated “To Wolcott Balestier, These Verses anjd Pictures.” Balestier died in 1891 at the age of 29.

Herford was a longtime member of the Players Club in New York City, where his wit became “one of the traditions of Gramercy Park.” He married Margaret Regan, an Englishwoman, in New York on May 26, 1905. They made their home at 182 East 18th Street for about thirty years. Herford died on July 5, 1935, and his wife died the following December.

From his obituary in The New York Times:”His wit…was too original at first to go down with the very delectable highly respectable magazine editors of the Nineties. It was odd, unexpected, his brand. It takes a genius to write the best nonsense, which is often far more sensible than sense. Herford’s, the result of care and polish, looked unforced…. Intelligent, thoughtful, well-bred, what with his animals and his children and his artistic simplicities, he was remote from the style of the best moderns. No violence, no obscenity, not even obscurity or that long-windedness which is the signet of the illustrious writer of today. An old-fashioned gentleman, a painstaking artist, whose work had edge, grace, and distinction.”

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    A man is known by the silence he keeps.

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    There is always room at the top – after the investigation.

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    A rolling stone gathers no moss, but it gains a certain polish.

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    The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven’t seen the joke yet.

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    A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.

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    Age, like distance lends a double charm.

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    Tact: to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.

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    A man must love a thing very much if he not only practices it without any hope of fame and money, but even… without any hope of doing it well.

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    Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.

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    Many are called but few get up.

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    Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

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    Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

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    Only the young die good.

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    Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment remember.

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    When I go abroad I always sail from Boston because it is such a pleasant place to get away from.

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    What is my loftiest ambition? I’ve always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.

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