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4 Quotes by Rod Schmidt

  1. 1.

    Is “tired old cliche” one?

    Rod Schmidt

  2. 2.

    I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.

    Rod Schmidt

  3. 3.

    I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.

    Rod Schmidt

  4. 4.

    There aren’t enough days in the weekend.

    Rod Schmidt