15 Quotes by Sid Waddell
- 1.
It’s like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.
Sid Waddell - 2.
He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.
Sid Waddell - 3.
That’s the greatest comeback since Lazarus.
Sid Waddell - 4.
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.
Sid Waddell - 5.
Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.
Sid Waddell - 6.
There hasn’t been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions.
Sid Waddell - 7.
The players are under so much duress, it’s like duressic park out there!
Sid Waddell - 8.
Well as giraffes say, you don’t get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.
Sid Waddell - 9.
There’s only one word for that – magic darts!
Sid Waddell - 10.
He’s as cool as a prized marrow!
Sid Waddell - 11.
Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter.
Sid Waddell - 12.
When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Eric Bristow is only 27.
Sid Waddell - 13.
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips… you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.
Sid Waddell - 14.
That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!
Sid Waddell - 15.
He’s about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.
Sid Waddell