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Quote #34423 from Cleopatra

Fool! Don't you see now that I could have poisoned you a hundred times had I been able to live without you.

Cleopatra,

Egyptian Royalty
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Cleopatra: "Fool! Don't you see now that I could have poisoned you a hundred times had I been able to live without you!" [Audience laughs] Cleopatra: "Just kidding! I mean, I could have, but I wouldn't. We all know I'm too good for that. Now let's put this whole poisoning thing behind us and enjoy the rest of our evening." [Audience applauds]

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Once upon a time, there was a young queen named Cleopatra who ruled over Egypt. She was a bit of a diva, but she had a heart of gold. She was famous for her beauty and her love of luxury. She was known for her intelligence and her ability to get her way. One day, when Cleopatra was feeling particularly daring, she decided to take a swim in the Nile River. Unfortunately, she didn't realize that the river was infested with crocodiles! As she was paddling along, one of the crocodiles snapped at her! In a flash, Cleopatra had a brilliant idea. She quickly pulled out some of her kohl eyeliner and started to draw a line on the water. Miraculously, the crocodiles stayed away from the line! From then on, Cleopatra was known as the woman who could draw a line in the sand and make the crocodiles obey!

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