One tells as few lies as possible only by telling as few lies as possible, and not by having the least possible opportunity to do so.

Once upon a time, there lived a man named Franz Kafka. He was a writer who found himself in a world of absurdity, where life was never quite what it seemed. He wrote stories of strange and surreal situations, where characters often found themselves in impossible predicaments. His work was so unique and bizarre that it still stands out to this day, and his name has become synonymous with the weird and wonderful!