I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
About A. Whitney Brown
Alan Whitney Brownis an American comedian and writer. He is best known for his tenure as a writer and cast member on the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live from 1985 to 1991.
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