The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.
About A. Whitney Brown
Alan Whitney Brownis an American comedian and writer. He is best known for his tenure as a writer and cast member on the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live from 1985 to 1991.
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