There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him ‘Doctor.’

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn’t do you any good.

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

I don’t have any tricky plays, I’d rather have tricky players.

Damn referees, I’ll miss them less than anybody.

There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.

I don’t jog, if I die I want to be sick.

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.