Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room.
About Alan Coren
Alan Corenwas an English humourist, writer and satirist who was a regular panellist on the BBC radio quiz The News Quiz and a team captain on BBC television’s Call My Bluff. Coren was also a journalist, and for almost a decade was the editor of Punch magazine.
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Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they’ve told you what you think it is you want to hear.
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Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.
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