Banks have a new image. Now you have ‘a friend,’ your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?
About Alan King
Alan Kingwas an American comedian, actor and satirist known for his biting wit and often angry humorous rants. He was also a serious actor who appeared in a number of films and television shows.
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Banks have a new image. Now you have ‘a friend,’ your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?
American comedian and actor (1927-2004)
If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.
American comedian and actor (1927-2004)
You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
American comedian and actor (1927-2004)
Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
American comedian and actor (1927-2004)