It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.

Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn’t climb over it.

A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn’t sleep during office hours.

She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.