The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don’t drink in moderation.
Meaning of the quote
The quote is saying that even when you try to drink in a moderate way, sometimes you end up drinking more than you planned. This can happen because it can be hard to control yourself once you start drinking. The main idea is that it's easy for moderate drinking to turn into excessive drinking, even if that's not your intention.
About Artie Lange
Artie Lange, an American stand-up comedian and actor, is best known for his work on the sketch comedy series Mad TV and The Howard Stern Show. He has had a successful career in comedy, acting, and writing, overcoming personal challenges along the way.
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