The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.
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More quotes from Bennett Cerf
For me, a hearty “belly laugh” is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.
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Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.
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Fame – anyone who says he doesn’t like it is crazy.
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The Atomic Age is here to stay – but are we?
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A pat on the back, through only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, is miles ahead in results.
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Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you.
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A person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.
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The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.
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Good manners: The noise you don’t make when you’re eating soup.
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The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.
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