Girls are like pianos. When they’re not upright, they’re grand.
Meaning of the quote
The quote is suggesting that girls, like pianos, can be both formal and elegant ('upright') or more dramatic and impressive ('grand'). It's making a playful comparison between the different ways girls and pianos can be described, implying that both can have various styles and qualities.
About Benny Hill
Benny Hill was a beloved British comedian, actor, and scriptwriter who rose to fame through his long-running TV show, The Benny Hill Show. Known for its slapstick humor, burlesque elements, and double entendres, the show was hugely popular in the UK and around the world, earning Hill numerous awards and accolades.
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