Humor is healing.

My whole life, I’ve been telling jokes.

There’s a black man inside of me just trying to make bail.

I was very, very large as a kid and never athletic, and my home life was a little upside down and I never felt comfortable.

I think we love watching people that are flawed because we’re all flawed.

You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness.

We don’t take care of our teachers and our cops and our firemen. They should be at the top of our list.

But I believe that there are marriages where you can have your pool table and she can have her scrapbooking room or garden or whatever it is. But when everyone has what they want, it’s not funny. There’s no conflict.

I would probably be a teacher if I weren’t a comedian.

It’s all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.

I love strong women, not only in life but in craft.

Humor is healing.

It’s fun to play people who are flawed.