The moment you grab someone by the lapels, you’re lost.

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.

Jay Leno is wonderful and a good friend, but it will always be the Carson show to a lot of people.

I’ve always gotten along well with Texans. You’ve got to.

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

I can sing as well as Fred Astaire can act.

You can only hold your stomach in for so many years.

The moment you grab someone by the lapels, you’re lost.