My way of making people like me was to make ’em laugh.

It’s our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it.

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

I think it’s the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people… especially comics.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

I think, over the years, I’ve kind of evolved.

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I’d go back to school for the week.

My way of making people like me was to make ’em laugh.

I didn’t really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

It’s weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn’t very funny.

There’s nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.

Like I told Howard, I can’t help it that I’m beautiful.

I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it’s orange and it’s big.

Comics don’t like to see other comics do well.

The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.

My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook.

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

I always make fun of KISS because I don’t particularly think their music is anything.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself.