I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife’s brother.
About Charles Farrar Browne
Charles Farrar Brownewas an American humor writer, better known under his nom de plume, Artemus Ward, which as a character, an illiterate rube with “Yankee common sense”, Browne also played in public performances. He is considered to be America’s first stand-up comedian.
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They drink with impunity, or anybody who invites them.
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Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?
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Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with.
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I am not a politician, and my other habits air good.
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I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife’s brother.
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My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho’ she isn’t always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce.
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I’m not a politician and my other habits are good.
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