If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?

It’s better to be black than gay because when you’re black you don’t have to tell your mother.

There is one thing even more vital to science than intelligent methods; and that is, the sincere desire to find out the truth, whatever it may be.

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m.

If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?