In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber’ union.
Meaning of the quote
This quote is about a law being considered in Cleveland, Ohio to prevent people from wearing pants that hang down too low. However, the plumbers' union, which represents plumbers, opposes this law. The quote highlights how sometimes laws are proposed that not everyone agrees with, and there can be disagreements about what should be allowed or not allowed.
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