If it weren’t for women, men would still be wearing last week’s socks.

The secret to a happy marriage is to tell your spouse everything, but the essentials.

If men liked shopping, they’d call it research.

Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.

Life! Can’t live with it, can’t live without it.

Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated.

If it weren’t for women, men would still be wearing last week’s socks.