Storing your car in New York is safer than entering it in a demolition derby. But not much.

Love is the self-delusion we manufacture to justify the trouble we take to have sex.

It should be done with the same degree of alacrity and nonchalance that you would display in authorizing a highly intelligent trained bear to remove your appendix.

Storing your car in New York is safer than entering it in a demolition derby. But not much.