I have no detectable hair style.

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"This quote by David Spade, an American actor, is a funny way of saying that he doesn't have a very noticeable or fancy hairstyle. It's his way of joking that his hair is simple and doesn't stand out or draw a lot of attention. The quote is a lighthearted comment about his personal appearance and how he doesn't spend a lot of time or effort on his hair."

About David Spade

David Spade is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and podcaster known for his sarcastic and self-deprecating humor. He rose to fame as a cast member on Saturday Night Live and has since starred in numerous films and TV shows, often playing roles that showcase his comedic style.

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I have no detectable hair style.

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You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that’s depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.

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Success? You can’t get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, ‘That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He’s horrible.’

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There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.

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My career is just kind of crazy.

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It’s so crazy in Hollywood.

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It’s just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I’m sure I will, but I’m just trying to postpone it.

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To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.

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I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.

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It’s funny because it’s funny.

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I’m like a Dilbert cartoon.

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I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.

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When I started I’d fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks.

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To be famous and broke is hard.

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