The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
Meaning of the quote
The quote suggests that having a heart attack during a game of charades would be a particularly bad time. This is because during charades, people are often acting out words or phrases without speaking, and a medical emergency like a heart attack would make it very difficult to communicate and continue the game. The unexpected nature of a heart attack would also disrupt the fun and laughter of the game, making it a highly inconvenient and unfortunate time for such an event to occur.
About Demetri Martin
Demetri Martin is a versatile American entertainer known for his deadpan comedy, musical routines, and satirical cartoons. He was a contributor on The Daily Show and has also voiced the character of Ice Bear in the Cartoon Network series, We Bare Bears.
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