I’m like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.
Meaning of the quote
This quote suggests that the speaker, American comedian Dennis Miller, sees the world in a more simplistic way, like the game of checkers, rather than the more complex game of chess. He is comparing his perspective to that of former U.S. President George W. Bush, implying that they both have a straightforward, black-and-white view of the world, rather than a nuanced, strategic one.
About Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller is an American comedian, political commentator, and talk show host who was a cast member on Saturday Night Live and has hosted his own shows on HBO, CNBC, and in syndication. He is known for his sharp wit and insightful commentary on current events and politics.
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