Yes, but if you take that crap and put a star in it, then you’ve got something.

Meaning of the quote

The quote suggests that even if something seems like it's not good or worthwhile, adding a special touch or a "star" to it can make it into something valuable. In other words, with a little bit of creativity and effort, you can turn something that seems like "crap" (or something that's not very good) into something meaningful or impressive.

About Ed Wood

Ed Wood was an eccentric American filmmaker, actor, and pulp novelist who directed several low-budget cult classic films in the 1950s, known for their campy aesthetics, technical errors, and idiosyncratic stories. His life and work were later celebrated in the acclaimed biopic ‘Ed Wood’ directed by Tim Burton.

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Yes, but if you take that crap and put a star in it, then you’ve got something.

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Well, I started thinking about what you were saying about how your movies need to make a profit. Now, what is the one thing, if you put it in a movie, it’ll be successful?

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Why if I had half a chance, I could make an entire movie using this stock footage. The story opens on these mysterious explosions. Nobody knows what’s causing them, but it’s upsetting all the buffalo. So, the military are called in to solve the mystery.

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He’s too short, he’s too… tall, he’s… just not going to work.

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Nobody will ever notice that. Filmmaking is not about the tiny details. It’s about the big picture.

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What do you know? Haven’t you heard of suspension of disbelief?

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One is always considered mad, when one discovers something that others cannot grasp.

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We shot ten minutes of the movie, and now we’re looking for completion funds.

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