The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn’t have that rule when Jesus was born.
About Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosleris an American comedian, writer, and actress.
She was one of the few women working in stand-up comedy in the 1970s and 80s, and she broke ground by adopting an observational style that included frank discussions about her life as a single woman, as well as political commentary.
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To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.
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I’m just a person trapped inside a woman’s body.
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You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.
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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn’t have that rule when Jesus was born.
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I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something’s wrong with me.
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Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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Wouldn’t it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking.
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
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My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.
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When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
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