I’d kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe.

I would seriously question whether anybody is really foolish enough to really say what they mean. Sometimes I think that civilization as we know it would kind of break down if we all were completely honest.

I’ve always wanted to be a spy, and frankly I’m a little surprised that British intelligence has never approached me.

I was completely loyal and faithful to Stephen throughout this time as, indeed, he assured me he was to me.

I keep getting these extraordinary letteres, really weird ones from American sports stars – I’ve always thought you were one pretty lady and now that you’re single I want to meet you for a drink.

Nothing irritates me more than chronic laziness in others. Mind you, it’s only mental sloth I object to. Physical sloth can be heavenly.

I certainly don’t want a child of mine to be famous, or anyone I was very close to who isn’t yet… It’s the worst thing to be trapped in your house not be able to leave.

I’d kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe.

Being English, I always laugh at anything to do with the lavatory or bottoms.

A bit of lusting after someone does wonders for the skin.