The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
About Evan Esar
Evan Esarwas an American humorist who wrote Esar’s Comic Dictionary in 1943, Humorous English in 1961, and 20,000 Quips and Quotes in 1968.
He is known for quotes like “Statistics — the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.” He also wrote The Legend of Joe Miller, which was privately printed for members of the Roxburghe Club of San Francisco by the Grabhorn Press in 1957.
More quotes from Evan Esar
The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.
American writer
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
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Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn’t done it.
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Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
American writer
A signature always reveals a man’s character – and sometimes even his name.
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Hope is tomorrow’s veneer over today’s disappointment.
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A husband is like a fire – he goes out when unattended.
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Character is what you have left when you’ve lost everything you can lose.
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The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
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America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
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Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won’t stand up either.
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A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.
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