Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
Meaning of the quote
The quote is saying that it is very difficult to find a taxi in Texas, just like it would be very difficult to find a rabbi in Iraq. The comparison suggests that certain things are not easily available in certain places, even though they may be common in other parts of the world.
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