Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative.

I believe that if we get out of people’s way, the sky’s the limit. The sky is the limit.

It does not have to be that the greatest generation is behind us. It does not have to be that our children will have a lower standard of living. It will be that way if we choose to believe that. I choose not to believe that.

You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one – I can’t speak for you, but I’m on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.

Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative.

‘Hello my name is the Republican Party and I got a problem. I’m addicted to spending and big government.’ I’d like one of them just to stand up and say that.

Americans also don’t need to be taught how to give. We don’t need to be taught how to take care of each other or how to be charitable.

Timothy McVeigh was a coward. Violence is the stupid way out. It’ll discredit any real legitmate movement.

The majority does not rule in America, but the minority shouldn’t hijack it. And it’s because we’re afraid. They have isolated us and made us feel as though we’re alone. We’re not.

Not a single time have we gotten a right from Congress or from the President. We get them from God.

We just put General Motors in the hands of people who can’t even run our own government.

And I’ve come to the place where I believe that there’s no way to solve these problems, these issues – there’s nothing that we can do that will solve the problems that we have and keep the peace, unless we solve it through God, unless we solve it in being our highest self. And that’s a pretty tall order.

Let me go over this again on the reclaiming the civil rights movement. People of faith that believe that you have an equal right to justice – that is the essence. And if it’s not the essence, then we’ve been sold a pack of lies. The essence is everyone deserves a shot – the content of character, not the color of skin.

When did it something of shame or ridicule to be a self-made man in America?

Political Correctness doesn’t change us, it shuts us up.

What does it mean to be a conservative? I don’t even know anymore. I know what it means to me. It means to me, personal responsibility. That if I’ve done something wrong, its up to me to pay the price. It’s up to me to make it right.

When did it become a problem to be a small businessman and become successful? The small businessman – like my father, or like me?

Please stop teaching my children that everyone gets a trophy just for participating. What is this, the Nobel Prize? Not everybody gets a trophy.

I beg you, look for the words ‘social justice’ or ‘economic justice’ on your church Web site. If you find it, run as fast as you can. Social justice and economic justice, they are code words.

Without failure there is no sweetness in success. There’s no understanding of it.

If you have a priest that is pushing social justice, go find another parish. Go alert your bishop.

I am like Howard Beale. When he came out of the rain and he was like, none of this makes any sense. I am that guy.

I have not heard people in the Republican Party yet admit that they have a problem. And when they do say that they have a problem I don’t know that I believe ’em.

You can get rich making fun of me. I know. I’ve made lots of money making fun of me.

What is the point of competing for a trophy if everyone gets a trophy?

It’s not just spending, it’s not just taxes, it’s not just corruption, it is progressivism, and it is in both parties. It is in the Republicans and the Democrats.

We should reject big government and look inside ourselves for all the things that built this country into what it was.

We all know what the problems are: it’s tax and spend. One party will tax and spend, the other party won’t tax but will spend. It’s both of them together.

Progressivism is the cancer in America and it is eating our Constitution, and it was designed to eat the Constitution, to progress past the Constitution.

The message that I gave on the – on the steps today was that you need to stand for those things that are right and empower the individual. Believe in the power of one person. Don’t believe that you can’t do it. Everybody wants – everybody wants a shot. That we can all agree on. Beyond that, it becomes politics. I’m not talking politics.

I think every American has a role in saving this country. Whether you’re Democrat, Republican, independent, it doesn’t matter. We all know the country’s in trouble. We may disagree on how to solve it, but we all know the country’s in trouble.

I am a conservative, but I am not a zombie.

We’re giving our freedoms away. The American experiment was about freedom. Freedom to be stupid, freedom to fail, freedom to succeed.

To restore America we need less Marx and more Madison.

What we don’t have a right to is healthcare, housing, or handouts. We don’t have those rights.

The worst is still ahead of us. But no one in Washington has the spine to tell you that.

It’s a real blessing for me to tell you, sir, that calvary has arrived – Fox is here!

The most used phrase in my administration if I were to be President would be “What the hell you mean we’re out of missiles?”

I have no desire to be president of the United States. Zero desire. I don’t think that I would be electable. And there are far too many people that are far smarter than me to be president. I’d like to find one with some honor and integrity. I haven’t seen them yet, but they’ll show up.

Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one.

No one is guaranteed happiness. You can pursue it, but if you happen to find success along the way on that road to happiness, Conservatives believe you should not be demonized or penalized for it.

Every time the government grows we lose more of who we are.

Let me tell you, it is still morning in America. It just happens to be kind of a head pounding, hung over for four hours in America – and it’s shaping up to be a nasty day, but its still morning in America.