A liberal is a man who is right most of the time, but he’s right too soon.

Never underestimate the value of cold cash.

Grief, and an estate, is joy understood.

A liberal is a man who is right most of the time, but he’s right too soon.

All the world’s a stage, and all the clergymen critics.

There is no such thing as a harmless truth.

If you want to really know what your friends and family think of you die broke, and then see who shows up for the funeral.

The right man, in the right place, at the right time, can steal millions.

It is harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man.

Anyone who doesn’t miss the past never had a mother.