I made more lousy pictures than any actor in history.

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go.

Well everybody in Casablanca has problems. Yours may work out.

A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.

All you owe the public is a good performance.

I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me.

You’re not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi.

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

Things are never so bad they can’t be made worse.

The whole world is about three drinks behind.

I made more lousy pictures than any actor in history.

The only thing you owe the public is a good performance.

I’ve been around a long time. Maybe the people like me.