I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the Pink Panther theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock.

There’s nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you’re gonna eat it.

I’d rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.

We’re in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let’s face it, that’s it.

I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the Pink Panther theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock.

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D.

The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It’s for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.