Looking back, my life seems like one long obstacle race, with me as the chief obstacle.
About Jack Paar
Jack Harold Paarwas an American talk show host, writer, radio and television comedian, and film actor. He was the second host of The Tonight Show from 1957 to 1962.
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Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other.
American author, radio and television comedian and talk show host (1918-2004)
Looking back, my life seems like one long obstacle race, with me as the chief obstacle.
American author, radio and television comedian and talk show host (1918-2004)
I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.
American author, radio and television comedian and talk show host (1918-2004)
Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.
American author, radio and television comedian and talk show host (1918-2004)
One gets the impression that this is how Ernest Hemingway would have written had he gone to Vassar.
American author, radio and television comedian and talk show host (1918-2004)
Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not!
American author, radio and television comedian and talk show host (1918-2004)
Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it’s the rich people who keep saying it.
American author, radio and television comedian and talk show host (1918-2004)