I have found you an argument; I am not obliged to find you an understanding.

There is nothing worth the wear of winning, but laughter and the love of friends.

He who has provoked the lash of wit, cannot complain that he smarts from it.

What an insignificant life is this which I am now leading!

I have discovered that we may be in some degree whatever character we choose. Besides, practice forms a man to anything.

I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.

A good pun may be admitted among the smaller excellencies of lively conversation.

I have found you an argument; I am not obliged to find you an understanding.

I suppose no person ever enjoyed with more relish the infusion of this fragrant leaf than did Johnson.

If venereal delight and the power of propagating the species were permitted only to the virtuous, it would make the world very good.

It is not every man who can be exquisitely miserable, any more than exquisitely happy.

For my own part I think no innocent species of wit or pleasantry should be suppressed: and that a good pun may be admitted among the smaller excellencies of lively conversation.

A page of my journal is like a cake of portable soup. A little may be diffused into a considerable portion.

We must take our friends as they are.

A companion loves some agreeable qualities which a man may possess, but a friend loves the man himself.