Telling lies and showing off to get attention are mistakes I made that I don’t want my kids to make.

It’s never too late – never too late to start over, never too late to be happy.

Telling lies and showing off to get attention are mistakes I made that I don’t want my kids to make.

When you can’t remember why you’re hurt, that’s when you’re healed.

A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming.

We cannot always control our thoughts, but we can control our words, and repetition impresses the subconscious, and we are then master of the situation.

If the career you have chosen has some unexpected inconvenience, console yourself by reflecting that no career is without them.

If you’re ever in a situation where you’re not getting served or you can’t get what you need, just cry.

My mother killed herself when I was 12. I won’t complete that relationship. But I can try to understand her.

I don’t think there’s anything more important than making peace before it’s too late. And it almost always falls to the child to try to move toward the parent.

Ted needs someone to be there 100% of the time. He thinks that’s love. It’s not love – it’s babysitting.

I don’t want my wrinkles taken away – I don’t want to look like everyone else.

A man has every season while a woman only has the right to spring.

I’m an assistant storyteller. It’s like being a waiter or a gas-station attendant, but I’m waiting on six million people a week, if I’m lucky.

But the whole point of liberation is that you get out. Restructure your life. Act by yourself.

To be a revolutionary you have to be a human being. You have to care about people who have no power.