Don’t forget Mother’s Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad’s Third Wife Day.
Meaning of the quote
This quote is making a humorous comment about how Mother's Day is celebrated differently in wealthy areas like Beverly Hills. The joke is that in these places, the holiday is more about celebrating the father's current wife, rather than the mother. So the quote is poking fun at the idea that some people care more about showing off their wealth and relationships than truly honoring their mothers.
About Jay Leno
Jay Leno is an American television host, comedian, and writer who is best known for hosting The Tonight Show from 1992 to 2009. He has also hosted various other shows, including The Jay Leno Show and Jay Leno’s Garage, and has written a regular column for Popular Mechanics showcasing his car collection and providing automotive advice.
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