You only think of the best comeback when you leave.

They got a great performance from me. I was happy.

If you’re a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don’t have a choice.

I, of course, wanted to do something with Drew Barrymore. Please. So we were reading scripts back and forth and then we found this script, Fever Pitch.

We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360 camera that would go from one car, up in the air and over to another car in a continuous shot while the film was still rolling, going 90 mph.

I’m going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.

Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn’t get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, “Thank you?”

Don’t keep reaching for the stars because you’ll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.

I didn’t act like I was there. I just got into the story.

We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses for 86 years, you’re a pretty good fan. You don’t have to win everything to be a fan of something.

You only think of the best comeback when you leave.

I never sing in the shower. It’s very dangerous.

I sing in the car if I’m in LA, because you’re like soundproofed.

The one thing you shouldn’t do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.

It’s all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy.

In New York, there are so many potholes, they’re like craters on the moon. That’s another traffic thing.

Sandler’s always good. Tom Hanks gave me some good advice.

The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan that they were giving their all.

I don’t shoot guns. I don’t know how to do that. I grew Upstate New York, so I fought with my fists.

Sometimes in a movie, the lines are so perfect.

There couldn’t have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It’s beyond baseball. It’s rooting for your family.

I had a gun and I had to run and shoot, which is not easy.

The running across the field thing, that was the first scene we shot in the movie. We asked the audience to stay for the scene, and 37,000 people stayed.

Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say. Just listen to people and react to what they are saying.

I just really don’t like being the center of attention that much. It’s kind of ironic.

Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will make a decision soon. Reportedly Arnold needs that time to learn how to pronounce “gubernatorial.”

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