Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.
Meaning of the quote
The quote is saying that Elizabeth Taylor, the famous actress, has a lot of extra skin or "chins" on her face, more than the number of phone numbers in the entire Chinese phone book. It's a funny way of saying that Elizabeth Taylor was considered to be very overweight or heavy-set.
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