Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else’s.
About Joe Bob Briggs
John Irving Bloom (born January 27, 1953), known by the stage name Joe Bob Briggs, is an American syndicated film critic, writer, actor, comic performer, and horror host. He is known for having hosted Joe Bob’s Drive-in Theater on The Movie Channel from 1986 to 1996, the TNT television series MonsterVision from 1996 to 2000, and The Last Drive-in with Joe Bob Briggs on Shudder beginning in 2018.
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In some European theaters, it’s still not uncommon to have a late start and three LONG intermissions, because people actually eat and drink and converse during the intermissions.
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I AM a male chauvinist. Who’s been saying otherwise?
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As I’ve said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager.
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In other words, New York has gone all suburban and bourgeois on us.
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The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.
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Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else’s.
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There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11.
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A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators.
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Almost every venerable tradition at a men’s club starts out as a joke.
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The Italians always made good wine, but you had the impression they were friendly guys in straw hats running family vineyards with slaves or something so that the vino was never more than ten bucks a bottle.
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Faith is like a kernel of wheat.
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If you hate what you’re seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it “romance and adventure.”
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Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.
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Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare minimum of ground action.
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It’s not a crime to get drunk.
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