Marriage: love, honor, and negotiate.

Our laws are a reflection of our culture. Our culture does not condone the torture of innocent and defenseless creatures. And we as a society believe all God’s creatures should be treated humanely.

The laws that we adopt embody the values and mores of our constituents.

Money is a strange thing. It ranks with love as our greatest source of joy, and with death as our greatest source of anxiety.

Before borrowing money from a friend it’s best to decide which you need most.

A simple fact that is hard to learn is that the time to save money is when you have some.

It’s practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people He gives it to.

You can’t trust a promise someone makes while they’re drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office.

Marriage: love, honor, and negotiate.