Sorry if i spit on ya’ll… I kinda have a problem with doing that.

Just stay true to yourself and true to wut you believe.

It’s very cliched to go, ‘You’re not punk.’ We don’t care if we are, and we don’t care if we aren’t.

We’ve been together since the womb. We met in the womb.

I was just in the middle of singing a song about how broke we were and now my cell phone rings.

Always wear cute pyjamas to bed, you’ll never know who u will meet in your dreams.

I’ve flown across America, I’ve scaled fences, I’ve stood under windows and gone out of my way hundreds of times. I’m a hopeless romantic. There’s no hope for me.

People think that I’m a really outgoing person because of how I am on stage. But I’m not. I’m really shy.

You were the one who gave me those boxers? I wondered where they came from, I wear those! Although I’m not a big fan of flannel, it gets a little hot down there, if you know what I mean.

Music is supposed to be an escape. It’s supposed to be somewhere you go, where you can be yourself, or be whatever you want to be.

I think that our goal in Good Charlotte is just to be Good Charlotte, and whatever happens, whatever that means, we dont even know, and make music and whatever.

We’re all music fans and we just love being in a band, and that’s why we do it.

So I wanna see all of you making out during this song.

Sorry if i spit on ya’ll… I kinda have a problem with doing that.

When I heard Nirvana, it changed my life.

Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day!

I want to feel lucky every night when I go onstage, and not feel like, ‘Oh, great, here we go again.

I didn’t get lessons of any kind I slept through school.

I don’t want to see anyone leaving single tonight. I want everyone to leave impregnated.

I think the terrorists are just idiots.

The best thing is being really close. The worst thing is being really close.

Those people who shun us just because of the label we’re on, or the fact that we’ve got a video out there that’s getting us somewhere, are only limiting themselves, because they aren’t keeping an open mind.

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.

We just want kids to come to our concert and forget about everything.

You can only start a boyband if you kill one of the ones already out there.

I’m kinda disapointed that Canada isn’t like the South Park movie said it was.

My mom always said that there would be haters. Not everyone can love ya.

Instead of going out and shooting people, why don’t you go start a band.