Smack your child every day. If you don’t know why – he does.
About Joey Adams
Joey Adamswas an American comedian, vaudevillian, radio host, nightclub performer and author, who was inducted into the New York Friars’ Club in 1977 and wrote the book Borscht Belt in 1973.
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People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The trouble is they want a week’s pay for it.
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