Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
About Joey Adams
Joey Adamswas an American comedian, vaudevillian, radio host, nightclub performer and author, who was inducted into the New York Friars’ Club in 1977 and wrote the book Borscht Belt in 1973.
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Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
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If it weren’t for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn’t get any exercise at all.
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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
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If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
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People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The trouble is they want a week’s pay for it.
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The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.
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Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. ‘Get up early, work late – and strike oil.’
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Smack your child every day. If you don’t know why – he does.
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