I know you’ve been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.
Meaning of the quote
This quote by American comedian Johnny Carson is making a humorous observation about long-term marriage. He suggests that being married to the same person for 69 years must be very cost-effective, or "inexpensive," meaning the couple likely did not spend a lot of money on things like divorce or finding a new partner over the decades. The quote plays on the idea that a long marriage is an admirable achievement, but also implies that it may have saved the couple a significant amount of money compared to someone who has been married multiple times.
About Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson was an iconic American television personality who hosted the beloved late-night talk show ‘The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson’ for 30 years. He was known for his quick wit, conversational style, and celebrity interviews. Carson received numerous accolades, including six Primetime Emmy Awards and the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
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