I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
Meaning of the quote
When Johnny Carson was young, he was very innocent and did not know much about the world. He would secretly go behind the barn, but instead of doing something fun or exciting, he would just sit there and do nothing at all. This shows that even though he was trying to be sneaky, he really did not have much going on in his life at the time.
About Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson was an iconic American television personality who hosted the beloved late-night talk show ‘The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson’ for 30 years. He was known for his quick wit, conversational style, and celebrity interviews. Carson received numerous accolades, including six Primetime Emmy Awards and the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
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