Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged them in alphabetical order so that he could put his finger without delay on any one he wanted to worry about.
Meaning of the quote
Hungry Joe had a strange habit. He made lists of all the dangerous illnesses he could think of and put them in alphabetical order. He did this so he could easily find any disease he wanted to worry about.
About Joseph Heller
Joseph Heller was an American author best known for his iconic novel Catch-22, a satirical take on war and bureaucracy. He was nominated for the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1972, but his legacy extends far beyond a single work, as he was a prolific writer of novels, short stories, plays, and screenplays.
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